Hawk Tuah and Some Grade A Copium

Disclaimer: Do I really need to add a disclaimer here? Also why are you reading this article it's pointless.

TLDR: Hawk Tuah girl is blowing up and is selling merch now lol, I think it says a lot about us.

(I'm in love)

Anyway, I'm bored and I'm tired of looking at stocks so I'm rewatching this clip again and again for reasons when I realize she's blowing up all across of Twitter (along with the Oilers girl again)

The fact that the markets blew up on Thursday and followed through on Friday (read my coal stocks and NVDA) and the fact that she blew up at the same time, I think we're all just depressed.

Alternatively, this is all a simulation and we needed something to help us not $ROPE.

We literally are so in the trenches (especially if you're WTIRealist) that we need some serious dopamine hits. So we're blowing this girl up (not saying she's not wrong, because she is right).

This leads me to my circular reasoning logic.

A: We blow up.

B: An attractive distraction comes along and markets start coming back

A: We blow up

Anyways, we're on the midpoint between B and A at "If B, then A"

Not going to lie, this might be some serious Grade A copium. Anyway, please bid up my stuff so I can buy her merch.

Also, I'm curious to know if there is already a Hawk Tuah coin. I know a few people who I'm thinking of rug pulling

TLDR of the TLDR: I'm in love. Hit the fucking bid.